The Murdoch’s, Star Wars and The Shaving Cream Delinquent
If I’m going to be honest I am actually a massive fan of News International. Partly because of its monopoly status but also due to the supposed influence it exerts on its Newspaper divisions. If the tabloid editors didn’t have a clear template to follow their writers would have uncontainable freedom. This would almost definitely lead to an increase in outlandish proposals, maybe something as ludicrous as Legalizing Paedophilia.
The other reason is of a more jovial nature. The startling resemblance of Rupert Murdoch to a certain fictional character as well as the occasional reference to the Murdoch “Empire” contribute to an almost comical visualisation of the company. Oddly enough the comparisons don’t end here; James Murdoch’s automated responses at the recent inquiry were particularly reminiscent of the Cloaked One.
For those unfamiliar with Star Wars, my advice is to watch it for both its religious significance and current political relevance. It might give you a new found appreciation for the Nazi party as well.
Another inquiry related event was that of the “Shaving Cream Delinquent”. In my opinion what he did was actually quite funny but it wasn’t the correct event to trivialise. It also gave the aforementioned Red Top’s an easy headline, “Johnny’s Lost His Marbles” or something to that effect, which detracted from the main spectacle. Johnny Marbles’ sweaty semblance and self-proclaimed comedic standing irked me immensely and ruined his chances of cult status.
Anders Behring Breivik also had problems developing a cult following. Not due to poor execution, but more to do with the online censorship that is becoming increasingly frequent. This particular conjuncture has seen the Zuckerberg regime morph into something akin to Stalin’s Culture Ministers.
In other news the Catholic Church abuse allegations have doubled this year, the excuse provided is that the priests were lonely and unsupported emotionally. Apparently “they need friendship and comfort and someone to have a glass of wine with and watch the football or whatever it is.” Condonation much?
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